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Dear Friends,

Happy 4th of July from Classic Friars Club Roasts!

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Classic Friars Club Roasts certainly loves 4th of July celebrations, with all the barbeques, picnics, fireworks and fun. We also love laughing, and that’s why we offer some of the best comedy roasts of all time for your viewing pleasure. Add these celebrity roasts to your collection, and then set up a giant screen outside or take the gang inside for some viewing fun.

What’s better about America than our ability to laugh at ourselves? A Friars Club roast is the ultimate celebration of all-American humor. Whether you’re watching the Don Rickles roasts, Johnny Carson DVD, Jerry Lewis Roast or our classic outtakes, get ready for some rip-roaring fun. To get you in the mood, here are some of the funniest moments in U.S. history:

• Politicians in distress: It’s always funny watching politicians in strange circumstances. There was Gerald Ford’s propensity to fall and Dick Cheney shooting his hunting companion in the face, but perhaps the most unusual was the time when President Jimmy Carter was attacked by a giant swimming rabbit.
• Texas has always been different: With the recent success of the Brexit, the idea of a Texit has been floated, but Texas always wanted to be different from the rest of the country. In 1842, a German society was established with the goal of creating a new German state in the then Republic of Texas.
• Duck – please! Many naval ships perform heroically in war but the USS William D. Porter had a different bent. In WWII the Destroyer vessel was escorting a ship carrying President Franklin D. Roosevelt and his entourage to a meeting with Stalin and Churchill. A fully operational charge somehow rolled off the deck, fell into the Atlantic and exploded. They initiated a training exercise where they were supposed to fire dummy torpedoes on the ship they were escorting, but realized just a bit too late that they fired a live torpedo at the President of the United States. Luckily, the president’s ship was able to make a quick turn and the torpedo missed.

Classic Friars Club Roasts are a perfect way to share 4th of July fun with family and friends, but now you can watch Friars Club Roasts anytime, anywhere with a premium membership. Take advantage of plans starting as low as $7.96 a month and watch the hilarity on a laptop, TV, phone or tablet. Call us now at 866-987-3678 to order Friars Club Roast videos for your summer viewing entertainment.

GREAT NEWS: You can now watch Friars Club Roasts online anytime, anywhere on your laptop, TV, phone and tablet! Streaming memberships are available for $11.66/month, $28.74/quarter or a best value of only $95.52/year. Call us today at 866-987-3678 to order your Friars Club Roast DVDs or start your membership, and then pull up a turkey leg and get ready for some side-splitting viewing fun.

About Classic Friars Club Roasts: Classic Friars Roasts is a DVD collection of the best comedy roasts of all time. The Jerry Lewis roast features incredible barbs from comedy legends. The Johnny Carson DVD is just as hilarious as the skits you remember from The Tonight Show. Visit the website at https://www.classicfriarsroasts.com now to order your celebrity roast videos in time for Thanksgiving. “Like” the Facebook page for links to some classic comedy sketches. Call 866-987-3678 to order your very own collection of Johnny Carson videos and Don Rickles videos.

Classic Comedy Sketches: Why Laughing Your Heart Out is Great For Your Health

They say that laughter is the world’s best medicine.  Have you ever wondered why you feel better after a good laugh? You feel more relaxed. You don’t feel any tensions in your muscles.  Here are 5 reasons why laughing to your heart’s content  will improve your health.

Laughter is a Stress-buster

In a world where almost anywhere you look there is something to be stressed about, laughter holds the key to improving the way you fight stress. Studies have shown that laughter can significantly reduce the amount of cortisol and epinephrine in the body. This effectively reduces the body’s response to stress.

A little stress every now and then is not actually a bad thing.  It can make us aware of a situation that requires our attention. However, in the process of addressing this stress, we use up energy. This is why you feel your heartbeat go faster, your muscles tense, and you experience rapid breathing. This is in an effort to prepare the body to face and manage stress. However, if stress is not immediately controlled, it can escalate into severe stress requiring cortisol to be released. Unfortunately, cortisol leaves you feeling exhausted.

Laughter decreases the need for epinephrine and cortisol by acting on the part of the brain that releases natural endorphins as well as the neurotransmitters serotonin and dopamine. Known as the ‘feel-good’ neurotransmitters, dopamine and serotonin can significantly improve the way you feel about things. Simply put, these substances will enhance your mood and make you focus more on the more pleasurable things in life. In other words, laughter can make you feel less stressed.

Laughter is Good for your Heart

While it is true that you can almost feel your heart pounding in your chest after laughing, this is not necessarily a bad thing. In fact, studies show that laughter is excellent in keeping your heart in tip-top shape. The improved blood circulation produced by the stimulation and release of natural endorphins from the brain allows the more efficient delivery of oxygen to the muscles of your heart. This leads to improved cardiac output. Increasing cardiac output naturally improves the delivery of invaluable oxygen and nutrients to the different cells and tissues of the body. More importantly, these endorphins have been shown to stimulate the synthesis of nitric oxide which can provide the heart with natural protection in terms of reduced inflammation of the heart’s blood vessels and reduced clumping of platelets to prevent blood clots.

Some studies even go on to recommend laughter yoga as a means of improving overall oxygenation of the tissues of the body. This facilitates the enhanced metabolic processes of individual cells. And when you have a fully functioning cell, you have a healthier body. This is especially true for the heart because it is the one kind of muscle that never stops contracting. Because of this, the muscles of the heart require substantial amounts of oxygen and nutrients to keep it pumping without tiring. Conditioning it by increasing the number of contractions per minute can also enhance the ability of its muscle fibers to contract, making them more efficient. This is the principle behind cardiovascular endurance workouts. You don’t need to go to the gym to make sure that your heart gets a good workout. Sharing heart-felt laughter with your friends is more than enough to maintain a healthy heart.

Laughter Protects you from Diseases

Did you know that laughter can boost your immune system? By decreasing the levels of stress hormones, laughter also decreases the risk of inflammation. You see, many of these stress hormones produce inflammation in the body. Inflammatory conditions are always the beginning of disease processes. The more you laugh, the lesser is the risk for the development of inflammatory conditions, and the healthier you become.

Additionally, studies have shown that laughter can increase the levels of lymphocytic T-cells in your blood. These white blood cells are responsible for a host of immune protective processes. There are seven types of T-cells that function in a variety of ways but ultimately leading to protecting the body against disease-carrying microorganisms. Some T-cells help other immune cells fight infection while others destroy cells that have been infected as well as cells that carry a mutagenic element. Other T-cells produce antibodies and assist the innate immune processes of the body.  In other words, you will simply get sick less often with laughter in your life.

Laughter is a Great Way to Relax

Laughing stimulates the release of inhibitory neurotransmitters from the brain. Gamma-aminobutyric acid and serotonin have both been observed to be especially beneficial in inducing relaxation. These neurotransmitters block nerve impulse transmission so what you get is a more relaxed, calmer state of the body. Additionally, laughing stretches your muscles which has been shown to produce a very relaxing effect. Its stress-busting effect can also help provide for a more relaxing after-effect. Why not just devote a few hours of no-holds-barred jokes and roasting of your friends instead of spending hundreds of dollars on a relaxing spa or massage session? It is a very inexpensive way to relax. Besides, nothing beats laughter shared in the company of friends.

Laughter is Better than Prescription Analgesics

Well, almost. Laughter stimulates the production and secretion of natural endorphins from the brain. These interact with opiate receptors in order to affect your ability to perceive pain. This is the same action of prescription narcotic analgesics like Vicodin and OxyContin. In short, you simply will not recognize the pain. The good news? Laughter will not bring you to the emergency room because of an overdose. It will also not put you into a comatose state attached to an artificial ventilator. Additionally, laughter will not kill you. Instead of popping a pill or two, why not just spend an hour or two watching the comic classics of Friars Roasts?

Laughing is free. No one can prevent you from laughing to your heart’s content. With the many health benefits of laughter, it is no wonder why many watch roasting events a lot more than toasting celebrations. Not impressed? Put on that DVD of the Friars Roasts’ Classics and ask yourself if you haven’t felt a lot better afterwards.

About Classic Friars Club Roasts: Classic Friars Roasts is a DVD collection of the best comedy roasts of all time. The Jerry Lewis roast features incredible barbs from comedy legends. The Johnny Carson DVD is just as hilarious as the skits you remember from The Tonight Show. Visit the website at https://www.classicfriarsroasts.com now to order your celebrity roast videos. “Like” the Facebook page for links to some classic comedy sketches. Call 866-987-3678 to order your very own collection of Johnny Carson videos and Don Rickles videos.

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Celebrate Valentine’s Day With Love and Laughter

Happy Valentine’s Day from Classic Friars Roasts. Since it’s inception as The National Press Agents Association (1904) the Friars Club has been known for its irreverent and bawdy humor. With Valentine’s Day fast approaching, it could serve you well to remember the important connection between humor and romance; humor is consistently ranked in the top 5 traits people look for in a mate. Many people feel the pressure to deliver the perfect romantic experience for their significant other on Valentine’s Day, but this doesn’t mean you have to break your budget (or your back) executing an extravagant and elaborate event. Why not plan a romantic evening at home enjoying some of the best comedy roasts of all time? Set the mood with some romantic lighting, prepare dinner for two, cue the DVD and snuggle up to enjoy an evening of love and laughter.

Be sure to include the Classic Friars Roast of Jack Benny in your viewing line-up! Jack Benny was born on Valentine’s Day 1894 as Benjamin Kubelesky. A number of conflicts with other performers over his name led to the adoption of “Jack Benny” as his permanent moniker, a name (and character) that grew to be loved by a nation. Benny got his start in Vaudeville, eventually moving on to radio. “The Jack Benny Program” played on the airwaves from 1932-1950 and featured comedy sketches that centered around a regular cast of characters. It was adapted for television, running from 1950-1965, where it became a variety show featuring an impressive list of celebrity guests. He was also featured in a number of movies including the Academy Award winning “The Holiday Revue of 1929”.

Benny had the good fortune to marry and work with the love of his life, Mary Livingstone (born Sayde Marks). The two met when she was a young girl who caught his attention by refusing to laugh at one of his performances. They would occasionally run into each other over the next few years but it took some time before they began to date. The couple finally married in 1927 when Benny convinced her to break her engagement to another man to marry him. They worked together on “The Jack Benny Program” radio show, but Mary ceased performing when it went to television.

No marriage is perfect, and theirs was no exception. Benny summed this up perfectly in his comment “My wife Mary and I have been married for 47 years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.” In true romantic fashion he made sure to show that his love for her was eternal, even surviving his death. Benny passed away in 1974 but prior to his death he arranged for one final gesture of love. Each day from his passing until her own in 1983, Mary received a single red rose from her husband as a symbol of their love.

Classic Friars Roasts Valentine’s Zingers:

Give your loved one the gift of laughter this Valentine’s Day. We’ve compiled a list of classic Valentine’s Day zingers that are sure to have you and that special someone laughing all night long!

Q: Why did the banana go out with the prune?
A: Because it couldn’t find a date!

Q: What do squirrels give each other on Valentine’s Day?
A: Forget-me-nuts!

Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope?
A: I’m stuck on you.

Q: What did one magnet say to the other magnet?
A: I find you attractive.

Q: What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine’s Day?
A: Ughs and kisses.

Q: What did the boy sheep say to the girl sheep on Valentine’s Day?
A: I love ewe!

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t fancy. The reception, however, was excellent.

Knock, Knock,
Who’s there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive you!

GREAT NEWS: You can now watch Friars Club Roasts online anytime, anywhere on your laptop, TV, phone and tablet! Streaming memberships are available for $11.66/month, $28.74/quarter or a best value of only $95.52/year. Call us today at 866-987-3678 to order your Friars Club Roast DVDs or start your membership, and then pull up a turkey leg and get ready for some side-splitting viewing fun.

Wishing you all a Happy Valentine’s Day from Classic Friars Roasts!

About Classic Friars Club Roasts: Classic Friars Roasts is a DVD collection of the best comedy roasts of all time. The Jerry Lewis roast features incredible barbs from comedy legends. The Johnny Carson DVD is just as hilarious as the skits you remember from The Tonight Show. Visit the website at https://www.classicfriarsroasts.com now to order your celebrity roast videos in time for Thanksgiving. “Like” the Facebook page for links to some classic comedy sketches. Call 866-987-3678 to order your very own collection of Johnny Carson videos and Don Rickles videos.

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You might not think Thanksgiving is very funny, but once you get past the stress of cooking, crazy relatives, and shopping until you drop, you really should take some time to sit back with your family and laugh at some of the best comedy roasts of all time from Classic Friars Club Roasts.

The Friars started in New York City in the early 1900s. Eventually they organized dinners to celebrate a member, which eventually evolved (or devolved) into what we have come to know and love as a Friars Club roast. Over time, these events took on legendary proportions with speakers taking to the dais to present some of their rowdiest and most outlandish material in a no-holds-barred attempt to outdo and outperform each other. Fortunately some of these epic celebrity roasts have been preserved and are now available for your viewing pleasure.

Start the holiday shopping early, or order the DVDs yourself so you can watch them over and over again. Save over 10% when you purchase a five-volume special edition box set of the Classic Friars Club Roasts for only $89.95 plus $11.95 S&H. You’ll receive the Johnny Carson DVD, Milton Berle roast, and so much more. Plus, you’ll also receive the Don Rickles and Don Adams Classic Outtakes DVD containing hilarious comedy sketches never before seen on TV.

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• Don Rickles: Well-known for doling out insults and trouncing egos of anyone within earshot, Don Rickles has regaled millions with his sweeping barbs. Early in his career, he was brave enough to take a swipe at Frank Sinatra by dead-panning, “Make yourself at home Frank. Hit somebody.” Fortunately Sinatra found him hilarious, and Rickles went on to become the worst nightmare for any guest of honor at a roast. Our Don Rickles videos feature some of his best take-downs.
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• Johnny Carson: Better known as the king of late-night television, Johnny Carson was also a tremendous comedian in his own right. Viewers loved his banter with Ed McMahon and guests as much as the incredible characters he created like Art Fern and Carnac the Magnificent. When it comes to roasting, though, the Johnny Carson videos will show that he relied on a quick wit and sophisticated sense of humor to get the job done.
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• Jerry Lewis: Renowned worldwide for his movies and strangely beloved in France, Jerry Lewis turned a partnership with Dean Martin into comedy gold. After their acrimonious break-up he went on to solo in movies such as “The Bellboy,” “The Nutty Professor,” “The Errand Boy,” and “The Patsy.” He won critical acclaim in serious films such as “The King of Comedy” and “Funny Bones,” while his work for the Muscular Dystrophy Association raised millions for the organization. He has also earned the title of Abbot of the Friars Club and was the object of several celebrations. Our DVD of the Jerry Lewis roast is a true comedy gem.
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• Milton Berle: Before becoming known to a generation of television-addled youth in the Golden Era of TV, Milton Berle honed his comedic talents in the Borscht Belt of the Northeast. He perfected the double take, the spit take, and the take down as well as a visual and physical form of slapstick that were sure to elicit howls of delight from his audience. His popular variety show, NBC’s “Texaco Star Theater” helped sell more TV sets in the early days of the medium than any other individual. During his tenure as head of the Friars Club he was a master of the Roast. Nobody was safe from his skewering – or his legendary wit.
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• Jack Benny: Old “Mister Cheapskate” himself was one of the leading entertainers of the 20th century and a comedy legend. His signature pregnant pause or exasperated “WELL!” made audiences fall instantly in love with his patter. His radio and television family included Eddie Anderson as Rochester, Mel Blanc, Dennis Day, Phil Harris, and his real life wife Mary Livingston. Together they formed the precursor for today’s sitcom ensemble format. They were his foils for laughter, while his deadpan expressions spoke volumes. Eternally 39, Benny was immortalized forever in his very own Friars Club Roast.
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A: What a strange question – wouldn’t you run, too, if there was somebody looking longingly in your direction and calling you “dinner?”

A: In fact they do, but it took quite some time to get to that point. Phyllis Diller once dressed as a man to get inside and see what the fuss was all about. Lauren Bacall sent an audio tape when they honored Humphrey Bogart. Since then, some of the women roastees have included Phyllis Diller, Sophie Tucker, Lucille Ball and Carol Burnett.

 

Q: Which roast is the funniest?

A: They all crack us up, but the DVD where Dean Martin roasts Don Rickles is one of our all-time favorites. Old Dino played the part of the lovable lush to perfection but he could certainly get serious when it came to delivering a punch line.

A: Why didn’t we think of that sooner? Seriously, though, who doesn’t love a good laugh? And these are some of the best jokes that you and the lucky recipient will ever hear.

GREAT NEWS: You can now watch Friars Club Roasts online anytime, anywhere on your laptop, TV, phone and tablet! Streaming memberships are available for $11.66/month, $28.74/quarter or a best value of only $95.52/year. Call us today at 866-987-3678 to order your Friars Club Roast DVDs or start your membership, and then pull up a turkey leg and get ready for some side-splitting viewing fun.

Thanksgiving Morsels About Friars Club Roast Stars

We’re not pulling your leg – here are some great tidbits about some of the celebrity stars who appear in the Classic Friars Club Roasts DVDs:

Thanksgiving Q&A with Friars Club Roasts

Q: So why did the turkey cross the road?

Q: Don’t they ever roast women?

Q: Would these make a good holiday gift?

About Classic Friars Club Roasts: Classic Friars Roasts is a DVD collection of the best comedy roasts of all time. The Jerry Lewis roast features incredible barbs from comedy legends. The Johnny Carson DVD is just as hilarious as the skits you remember from The Tonight Show. Visit the website at http://classicfriarsroasts.com now to order your celebrity roast videos in time for Thanksgiving. “Like” the Facebook page for links to some classic comedy sketches. Call 866-987-3678 to order your very own collection of Johnny Carson videos and Don Rickles videos.

Classic Friars Roasts Launches New Web Site

Santa Barbara, CA – Classic Friars Roasts unveiled a new user-focused website this month.

The new web site, located at http://www.ClassicFriarsRoasts.com, features a user friendly layout aimed at helping fans of Classic Friars Roasts to easier navigate the web page, and learn more about the friars celebrity roasts.  The site also offers educational and historical information about the Friars Roasts.

“We’re excited about the new site,” said Jed Smith, co-founder. “We wanted the fans to have easier access to a wealth of information about the roasts.  Over time, we are planning to build out the site as an excellent source of historical information about these comedy greats.”

Classic Friars Roasts is a DVD collection featuring the best comedy roasts of all time. Comedy Sketches From Jack Benny, Jerry Lewis, Milton Berle, Don Rickles, Johnny Carson, Alan King, and Jack Carter, Don Adams, Phyllis Diller and more. 

You’ll split your sides and laugh hysterically when Don Rickles roasts the legendary Johnny Carson. The Jerry Lewis roast features incredible barbs from Milton Berle, Alan King, and Jack Carter. The Johnny Carson DVD is just as hilarious as the Johnny Carson videos from The Tonight Show.

No comedy show today can equal the inspired genius of a Friars Club roast. Learn more about the Friars Club History and “LIKE” on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/celebrityroasts for hilarious out takes and rare clips of these legendary comedians.